41 Suckholes
41 hacks (comfort the afflicted, afflict the comfortable) are outraged over questioning the Messiah. They are:
Spencer “Don’t call me Spence” Ackerman, The Washington Independent
Eric “Salty Nuts” Alterman, City University of New York
Dean “Just call me Dino” Baker, The American Prospect Online
Steven “That’s just my penis” Benen, The Carpetbagger Report
Julie “That’s just my vagina” Bergman Sender, Balcony Films
Ari “I’m not bitter, you are” Berman, The Nation
Brian “I’d totally disinter Stalin and blow her” Beutler, The Media Consortium
Michael “Accute not grave, fuckface” Bérubé, Crooked Timber, The Pennsylvania State University
Joel “You don’t censor me, I censor you!” Bleifuss, In These Times
Sam “My questions for Obama would be warm and soft upon his countenance” Boyd, The American Prospect
Lakshmi “Fuck your culture of freedom” Chaudry, In These Times
Joe “But hon, the male-female sex act is preferred by Republicans...” Conason, Journalist and Author
Brad “Grasping my sexual organs with both hands” DeLong, Brad DeLong's Semi-Daily Journal and UC Berkeley
Kevin “When did Kevin become a gay name?” Drum, The Washington Monthly
Henry “When did Henry become a serial killer’s name?” Farrell, Crooked Timber, George Washington University
James “Work the family name like a rented mule” Galbraith, University of Texas at Austin
Todd “The Git” Gitlin, Columbia University, TPM Cafe
Merrill “You don’t fire me, I fire you” Goozner (formerly Chicago Tribune)
Ilan “202-289-5999” Goldenberg, The National Security Network
Robert “The Git signed on? I’m in!” Greenwald, Brave New Films
Christopher “Christopher” Hayes, The Nation
Don “I share your hate” Hazen, Alternet
Michael “That’s no vagina, that’s my stewhole” Kazin, Georgetown University
Ed “I prefer cheese-eating grin” Kilgore, The Democratic Strategist
Richard “I love dick” Kim, The Nation
Ezra “Obama came to me in a dream and said he loves me and I believe him” Klein, The American Prospect
Mark “That’s just my vagina” Kleiman, UCLA/The Reality Based Community
Scott “These are not the children you’re looking for” McLemee, Inside Higher Ed
Ari “Nonpartisan” Melber, The Nation
Rick “” Perlstein, Campaign for America's Future
Katha “Christ, how many Nation hacks signed this?” Pollitt, The Nation
David “If the Earth could sodomize me, I’d let it” Roberts, Grist
Thomas “That’s from the chocolate bar I dropped in my underwear!!!!” Schaller, Columnist, The Baltimore Sun
Mark “Treats in the rec room, kids” Schmitt, The New America Foundation
Adele “I’m tellin’ ya, I’m no Jew!” Stan, The Media Consortium
Jonathan “Love me, Obama, love meeeeeeee” Stein, Mother Jones Magazine
Mark “I call it comedy” Thoma, The Economist's View
Michael “” Tomasky, The Guardian
Cenk “Listen to my show on Air America. Er, never mind.” Uygur, The Young Turks
Tracy “I would have asked Obama his position on impregnating editors” Van Slyke, The Media Consortium
Kai “The myth of individual triumph” Wright, The Root
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