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41 hacks (comfort the afflicted, afflict the comfortable) are outraged over questioning the Messiah. They are: Spencer “Don’t call me Spence” Ackerman, The Washington Independent Eric “Salty Nuts” Alterman, City University of New York Dean “Just call me Dino” Baker, The American Prospect Online Steven “That’s just my penis” Benen, The Carpetbagger Report Julie “That’s just my vagina” Bergman

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Future investigators may be able to clone another Saddam from the dried DNA in Bonier's facial hair.

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An online site of alter egos. Check it out. They’ve earned a spot on the Knuckles links list.

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First ban smoking in the workplace. When smoking rises away from work, ban smoking in bars and restaurants. This automatically leads to smoking more at home. Sometime in the next year, expect a poll-driven headline: Study: Unexpected Rise of Smoking in HomesAdvocates Call For Extending Ban to Protect ‘The Most Vulnerable’ So get ready. (Either to accept it, to fight it, or just bitch and

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The Society of Illustrators in New York City is exhibiting original works created by members from first-hand experiences on Air Force installations worldwide. Sept. 6–Sept. 23, 2006 Free Admission Directions, hours, etc.

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Just don’t question their patriotism.

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Johnny Knuckles Exclusive Report Two years ago, an idealistic Jenny Trenton accepted an internship at The Onion, self-described as “America’s Finest News Source.” Young Jenny has the charm and confident manner of an ex-cheerleader and journo-school graduate. “You have to understand,” she said carefully wiping a drop of vodka from her glistening lower lip. “The Onion is all about parody and

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Call ol’ Johnny a dim-bulb-half-cocked-scotch-gulping-blog-jockey (it would’t be the first time) but Lance Armstrong’s serial retirements are about as genuine as Hillary’s “happy smile.” Party politics aside, Armstrong is a genius. It seems that every year he announces his retirement and every year his opponents sigh in relief and head to the closest disco/brothel for some well-earned R&R. Just

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Ahh, Mark Krikorian presentssome rational arguments against nuking Mecca . Fair enough. Knuckles isn’t convinced that Islam expansionism is confined to Wabbitism Wahhabism. That said, Knuckles’ gentle heart is gladdened that this conversation is happening. First, a little history. The Allies didn’t automatically target Germany’s industrial heartland as the key to victory. There were plenty of

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Is Tom Tancredo a denizen Johnny Knuckles Tavern and Reading Room? But the T-Man’s comments of nuking Mecca have set off a firestorm among Team Liberty. Jumping in with both cheeks are: Gen. Jonathon Adler believes nuking would be of no strategic value. So therefore Tancredo should apologize. Michelle Malkin with links to other conservative tremblers. Gasp, there’s still time to apologize,

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Years ago, Knuckles was standing at a busy downtown intersection in a midwestern Canadian city that is occasionally compared to East Berlin. On the other side of the street, a grizzled, heavy-set man in his fifties was carrying heavy-laden plastic grocery bags in both mitts. The kind of plastic bags that cut the circulation to the fingers. Another guy who was not paying attention, was on a

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Just a couple comments about the KDFF (Koran Desecration Feeding Frenzy). First, weren’t we all assured that the terrorists were’t true Muslims? So why would the prisoners get all bent out of shape seeing one being handled with the bare hands of their kufir interrogators? Muslims have betrayed a remarkable weakness to the physical symbols of their faith. Their reaction is more visceral and

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Argh. Can’t make quick posts at new job. The firewall is thicker than Hillary’s legendary ankles. (Speaking of Dear ol’ bruno. Ed Klein is a moron who proves that MSM journos have a ZERO sense of context. Taking Bill Clinton at his word when he says he’s going to &38220;go home and rape his wife” is the act of an utter fool. It only proves that sphincters like Ed need to attend public school for

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Would you look at the dust in this joint? Sweet holy fuck on a stick. Jacko. Gitmo. Can’t take it no mo’. Brother, can you spare a rhyme? While getting up off the storage room floor after a vodka-soaked night with a couple interns from a liberal thinktank, Knuckles had a thought. Oh sure, happens all the time. Not having a thought…spending the night with liberal broads who have lost their will

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Arlen Specter on This Week (ABC) just blamed Nixon for his cancer. To paraphrase, “In 1970 Nixon declared a War on Cancer. If he had funded that war properly, like we funded other wars, I wouldn't have Hodgkins today. (Weep, pout, moan, hold a grudge for over 30 years.)” You’d think that a cat as cynical as Specter would have known, even in 1970, that flushing billions out of the federal

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Pat Buchanan on the cover of Spy magazine. Nobody has to tell you that not one sticky-palmed leftie journo suffered from the vapors over this pic. That because Pat’s the enemy, man. He deserves it.

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Monday is Day One of the Big Agency Job. The last few months have been nuts. Didn’t get a contract renewal in the publishing gig and had to find work. Real fast. Don’t know if this job will lead to anything permanent. Anyway, you don’t come here to hear Johnny whine. You come here to see Knuckles thrash a Useless Idiot. So let’s see who’s making news… Item 1: Cardinals are picking new pope. As

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Caught a bit of the Eric Rudolph coverage on CNN. The anchorette Daryn Kagan was fucking livid about Rudolph not getting the death penalty, especially in the light of the War on Terror. Why, she was a perfect little spitfire in the effort to physically crush the forces of darkness. Christ, would it be out of line to say a man could get wood seeing a broad showing that much bloodlust? So is CNN

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Dopes who want to legalize undocumented Mexicans because the US needs cheap workers are numbskulls. The reason illegal immigrants work cheaper is because they are ... illegals. Legalize them and you have to pay them the absurdly high wages of any American. Any legislation that officially tolerates undocumented workers will in fact create a legalized menial underclass.

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This fuckbucket could use a good lawyer. Allegedly beats the life out of his 5-month old daughter then gets a tattoo of her name with angel wings and a halo. Tarantino is probably kicking himself thinking, “Why didn’t I fuckin’ think of that?”

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Due to a piles of crap, taxes, obligations, and rabid squirrels on Johnny’s desk, postings will be sparse to nil for the next coupla weeks.

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Upon the death of Terri Schiavo, the rage of right-to-life conservatives will not be directed towards the courts or the MSM. No one expects the robed oligarchs or their scruffy enablers to protect innocent human life. The anger will be focused on Jeb Bush...the one person who has the direct authority and ability to save her. And justifiably so. Governors and Presidents routinely ignore the

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Via Drudge and CNN comes this bit of hysteria from the EuroNation. This “shocking” news is bullshit. Corpses used as crash test dummies? Yawn. Old news. There was a documentary a few years ago that showed all this without the panties-in-a-knot outrage. Mary Roach's terrific book Stiff came out two years ago and covers this ground and more. Corpes are used for all kinds of shit. Hell, the

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Probably old news by now, Mark Steyn is back. Stoney needs help. Link reciprocity: check out Smoking Toaster, a blog written by a feller named Bitterman...who actually doesn’ seem all that bitter. But the cat can write.

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This post is for the political communications hacks professionals prowling this site. This post was going to be one of those tiresome “work is so hectic, can’t post regularly, whine sob whimper...” jobs. Then Johnny caught the latest television ad from the braying Jacobins at Moveon PAC. So in the interests of lowering the bar in the Great Limbo Dance of Propaganda, Knuckles offers wisdom and

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