Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Just Say...

There’s no downside to assuming everything that spews from the MSM is a lie.

Oh, sure they’ll tell the truth sometimes. Good for them when they do. Except it still doesn’t harm you to disbelieve them. Always.

This will have an effect in your daily life. Many people get all their news and views from the MSM. That means when a relative, co-worker or friend tells you some assnugget factoid like absenteeism is highest after the Super Bowl you can say any or all of the following and be right 90% of the time:
“Bullshit.”
“That makes no sense.”
“Until now, I never figured you for a moron.”
“You’re spreading a lie and lies make Baby Jesus cry.”
“Hey, my insane uncle believes that too!”
“You’re a sucker for swallowing that story and a sap for repeating it.”
“Don’t make me come over there and lose all respect for you.”

Best of all, heeding this advice spares you the time and effort of untangling their story and arguing the details...time that can be better spent counseling lapdancers.


The News Release seminar will continue shortly. Stay tuned…

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