Leftists. Are. Assbiscuits.
Years ago, we allowed the Left to become our Entertainers. Because the one thing the Left could do was entertain.
Since Groucho Marx, they’ amused us with their antics, anarchy, and nekked bods. The 60s and 70s were soaked in their cum-encrusted movies and songs.
Leftist comedians heckled the “straights” for being too uptight, rational, responsible, and Puritan. What a laff riot.
But let society catch up to the Left’s moral degradation and it’s all self-righteous indignation and pompous umbrage.
Last week, some preening news anchor introduced a story by saying an American general had said something shocking. The first thought that went through Johnny’s head was “Has to be good. I’m agreeing with the General already.“
Sure enough it was Lt. Gen. James Mattis’ “It’s fun to shoot some people.”
Message to the you news pukes. Why don’t you dickwidgets shut your cakeholes, lissen up, and learn something? And instead of yapping and demonstrating your liberal creds, ask the General a few questions.
Here’s a few:
Which people are the most fun to shoot? The ones who shoot at you first? The ones hiding behind children? Morally superior broadcast sock puppets?
If you still disagree with the General then give us the wisdom of your experience. Tell us why it’s not fun to shoot some people. Look, Knuckles is an open-minded fella. If it’s not fun to shoot some people, then say so and state your reasons why.
Then there’s the most unbelievably moronic flap about Cheney’s parka. His parka for crying out loud. Sweet, sweet Jebus. At a ceremony commemorating the innocents who were systematically slaughtered, the left frets about Cheney wearing a fucking parka!
Since when did the news become Queer Eye for the Straight Goy?
Caught The Simpson’s after the Super Bowl. What drek. The producers and writers must be so fucking bored of it.
American Dad was even worse. But you have to wonder about the suits at Fox. They cancel Family Guy only to buy a lame parody?
The Left was once entrusted with providing our entertainment. Except for their spasms of unintended comedy, they can’t even be trusted with that anymore.
2 comments:
Ya know, we told 'em all along that you let wimmin in the army and they'll mud rassle. It's only a natural occurrence and can't be helped. You may as well start punishing the soldiers for playing "smiles" in Manilla. For that matter, we should punish them for even wanting to go on leave at all...
Oh, and welcome back...
Re: Mud Wresting...
1) *drool...*
2) Unless something happened that's far and above what one would expect, a demotion seems to be pretty excessive. Bets on the only problem being that the pictures were found by somebody's wife?
Re: Fox cartoons...
Yeah, they were dumb to cancel Family Guy, but you seem to have the setup wrong. American Dad isn't "a lame parody", it's made by the same guy. And they've uncancelled Family Guy, it'll be back on around May or so.
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