Who Said It?

1. Bush is destroying workers rights and outsourcing jobs instead of protecting the right to organize and creating new jobs rebuilding schools, bridges, roads and hospitals.
(a) John-John (b) CPUSA (c) The DuNCe (d) AFL-CIO-KGB (e) Mark "Panty" Shields

2. Bush is privatizing Medicare, Social Security and public education with phony reforms instead of enacting health care for all, protecting retirement funds and full funding for public education through college.
(a) John "Just A Gigolo" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Teddy "The Hutt" Kennedy (d) Rainbow/PUTSCH Coalition (e) Woof Blitzer

3. Bush is bankrupting the Federal Government with giant tax cuts for the very rich and super-funds to the military instead of securing the budget for human needs by taxing the rich and spending on human needs.
(a) John "You Are So Fucking Poor" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Bill Clintoon (d) Mikal Moore (e) Tom "My Hair Rocks The Ratings" Brokaw

4. Bush is rolling back civil rights gains instead of enforcing and expanding affirmative action to end racism in all areas of life.
(a) John "I Too Burned Villages" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Senator "Bruno" Clinton (d) Congressional Blank Congress (e) PETA Jennings

5. Bush is curtailing women's rights and choice by undermining Roe v. Wade instead of upholding the right to choice and ending the gender wage gap.
(a) John "Marry Up And Marry Often" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Senator Bruno Clinton (d) NOW (e) Katie "So That's A Penis" Couric

6. Bush is abusing immigrant workers in low-wage jobs instead of providing a clear path to citizenship and equal rights.
(a) John "Botox Breath" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer (d) Al "The Crypt Keeper" Hunt

7. Bush is exploiting and ruining the environment by protecting corporate polluters instead of conserving our natural resources for the public good.
(a) John "Please Don't Mention Forbes" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Sandy "In A Pickle" Berger (d) Sierra Club (e) George "Clinton's Date When There's No Chicks Around" Stephanopoulos  

8. Bush's war in Iraq is a disaster for our security and economy. He is pushing for more preemptive wars and for first strike nuclear military policy instead of negotiations and cooperation utilizing the UN.
(a) John Effing Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Joe "Expose My Wife, Please!" Wilson (d) Kofi "I Like My Ladies Like I Like My Scotch: 12 Years Old" Annan (e) Garry "Not That Trudeau, The Other Commie Trudeau" Trudeau

9. Bush is denying civil liberties and free speech in the name of fighting terrorism instead of repealing the USA Patriot Act and helping cities, towns and states fund firefighters and police.
(a) John "Did You Know I Was In Viet Nam?" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Max "Is This Your Grenade?" Cleland (d) Moveonintotheovens.org (e) Dan Lather

10. Bush discriminates against Gays and Lesbians with a Constitutional Amendment instead of expanding civil rights and liberties for all.
(a) John "No Really, Did You Know I Was In The Shit?" Kerry (b) CPUSA (c) Donna "I Disgust Me Too" Brazile (d) The New York Slimes (e) Al "No, I'm More Disgusting Than Moore" Franken

The correct answer for each is (b) Communist Party USA. But since this is really a liberal test, there are no wrong answers.

Liberals deny that they are Communists. And this is true.

But that still doesn't change the fact that the statist, Marxist, and collectivist ideas held so dearly by Liberals inevitably lead to an oppressive totalitarian state.

So let the Liberal Asswipe Fucktards call themselves whatever they want. They still must be exposed, ridiculed and pushed back by any means necessary.