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The trolls over at Democratic Underground have a top ten list of their 10 favorite political enemas, er, make that, enemies.

Hey, DU, just how desperate are you to include W. three times? Especially since you feel he's really effing stooooopid?

C'mon, ladies, you can do better.

You look like a bunch of sweaty Onanists trying to pad an exam essay. (Instead of studying for your Gender Blah Blah 101 final, you spent the night before looking through your smarter roommate's medical textbooks that had pictures of naked guys suffering from disfiguring skin diseases. Knuckles is right, isn't he? That's exactly what happened. You can tell the truth here.)

Where's your wet dream monsters like Ashcroft, Coulter, Rumsfeld, the crew at the Corner, ranty bloggers (no link necessary, yer in the right place), and the Israelites?

On second thought, Knuckles might have been too quick to point fingers and ridicule. Maybe the DU are doing a great service. What if the DU is really controlled by right-wing subversives...brilliant crypto-conservatives using the site to discredit the Left?

And by posting this list they are in effect saying, "Yo, conservatives, there ain't enough of us. We need more rock-ribbed rugged individuals. Fer cryin' out loud, we had to include Bush's name three frickin' times. Yeah, yeah, once for his administration and twice more for lame comic effect. But c'mon, guys. We can do better."

So to those brave patriots at DU who must live, love and raise Unaborted Fetuses™ behind enemy lines among the lunatics of Left, Knuckles replies with a catch in his throat and tear in his eye, "Yes we can, boys. Yes we can."

And 50 years from now, our children and grandchildren will gather at the nation's memorials that commemorate the Great Struggle Between Liberty and the Assclowns. Among the Roll of Honor will be the names of the agents who worked in secrecy and ignominy--such as our moles at DU--sacrificing their sanity and any hope of a happy life to fight the gormless Left. They will not be forgotten.

UPDATE: Knuckles sincerely hopes that he hasn't blown anyone's cover. Knuckles hasn't blown anyone his entire life and he doesn't want to start now. If news leaks of a purge at DU with several operatives shot in back of the neck in subterranean cells, Knuckles will assume it was our brave heroes who carried out the executions as a clever ruse.