The Stepford Wives Flawed Premise

These broads are supposed to be a man's fantasy...but they just aren't.

They are a liberal's idea of what a conservative man wants.

They're all poofy hair and flowery print dresses.

Not enough black lederhosen. Not nearly enough black black lederhose for my taste, mister.

Course, Knuckles might want to see the movie before judging it, but isn't that what the trailers are for?

Here's the unintended irony: The hero chick is the one men want. If they didn't, no one would cheer for her. So you have a movie based on a smear that only works because the smear is a lie.

That was the problem with the original movie and why it was no better than a movie-of-the-week.

Again, as usual, the nancy-boy brigade are projecting their secret, shameful, and unnatural desires they have for mommy. It's why they love the stern mommy-figure, Sen. Hillary C-word. It's why they had a guilty thrill plastering pictures of Emelda Marcos in all the newspapers along with her shoes, shoes, shoes, please mommy don't hit me with your shoes I won't touch myself there I promise I'll tell on the other kids who touch themselves I promise I promise I'll be good.

Knuckles is sorry he had to reveal that sickening insight into the fevered mind of a Lefty, but it was necessary so that you may understand and ridicule them better.

The other audience for these movies are wives who feel threatened by anyone claiming to take womanhood seriously.

The movie was used as an alibi for a generation of women to remain sloven, lazy, mouthy harridans.

Man (coming home from office/factory/fields): "Gee hon, do you think lying drunk on the couch all day is a wise use of your time?"

Woman (sneering with a cigarette dangling from smeared red lips): "I told the kids and I'm telling you. I ain't no motherfucking, cocksucking Stepford wife."

Man (packing suitcase and secretly passing to the children scraps of paper with maps to Grandma's house): "No, no hon. No you're not."

In the conservative gated community that Knuckles lives in, we do operate on our women to make them perfect. Here are some recent initiates. (Thanks, Kim du Toit for the link and the much needed pictures.)

Oh, by the way, the wives here are not pictured with their acessories. Only the latest imports for our ladies. (Thanks, again, be to Kim for the link.)