Oh, man, don't make me cut and paste it here and point out the mental case reasoning. If you're reading this blog, you're plenty smart and strong enough to whiz through this essay. Knuckles needs his rest and his Mac just got its system reinstalled. But if you promise not to pester, Knuckles will add some excerpts tomorrow.
Okay, okay, but just this once....
Like many hopelessly insane individuals, Ames starts out promisingly enough:
IT CAME ON suddenly and without warning. Fuck the Democrats. Fuck the liberals. I hope Bush wins.
Knuckles likes the way this is heading.
This interior rant lasted for a good five minutes before I snapped out of it. The realization that some pro-Republican sentiment lurks inside of me was enough to make me want to stick my head in the oven.
Great. Another socialist in favor of ovens.
What inspired this crazed outburst wasn't any love for Bush. It was an instinctual reaction to a tonal shift I've detected among the American left. They're losing that brave, cornered, hysterical tone that I've identified with, a tone that came from years of increasing marginalization combined with a sense that the whole country had gone completely insane.
What would you do if you seriously believed this. When Knuckles' grandparents felt the world was insane they left the Soviet Union. Wouldn't you do that too? What keeps anyone in an insane or destructive situation? Unless he really doesn't believe what he's writing. But if he didn't, why would he advocate insanity in others?
For the first time in almost 30 years, the left has a chance to occupy the reality vacuum that opened up after the big barbecue in Fallujah.
Four Americans burned and mutilated is a barbecue. What a Scrote Monkey. (Knuckles apologizes to members of the scrote monkey community for the inadvertant insult. But this shit is really infuriating.)
This is a disaster. The left seems to be buying into the high school civics teacher's idiotic lie that "you can't just be de-structive, you have to be con-structive as well."
Yup, there it is. These tards just don't understand that non-throat-cutting liberals get their balls cut off right after the political enemies. The Eurotrash socialist fellow-travelers who stuck around the Soviet Union after the Bolshevik Revolution quickly learned that. Unfortunately it was usually too late as the CHEKA bullet plowed through that soft part in the back of head and into their once nuanced brains.
What's worse is that the new smug tone is being accompanied by high-profile outbursts of fake rage. Yesterday's genuine fury has been hijacked and reified by painted-up frauds like Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi, who look about as comfortable feigning rage as Rumsfeld...
You can approach a statement like this two ways. The first is to be absofuckinglutely delighted that the Left has become completely unhinged. Reading this graph is like seeing a pair of raving lunatics, soaked in excrement, pointing broken fingers at each other and screaming themselves raw that the other is a fake.
The second is to understand that democracy works best when two viable and rational political parties compete. Actually, there is a way for this to happen and Knuckles will post it sometime soon. Don't laugh, it's not a bad idea.
Americans respect viciousness. They are attracted to viciousness for a lot of reasons. In part, it reminds them of their bosses, whom they secretly adore.
Knuckles suspects Ames is another crypto-conservative undercover operative. He's paid by the Republican National Committee to discredit the Left. Yikes. Knuckles hopes he hasn't exposed Ames to the social death of the Retracted Party Invitation.
Americans hate themselves for the way they behave in public, always smiling and nodding their heads with accompanying really?s and uh-huhs to show that they're listening to the other person, never having the guts to say what they really feel.
This man knows American so well. You just know that Ames could sit down at any bar in the country, start yapping to his stoolmates and not get taken out to back to get the everloving shit beat clean out of him. He's just that connected.
The Republicans know Americans better than the left. They know that it's not so much Goering's famous "bigger lie" that works here, but the dumber the lie, the more they want to hear it repeated.
This is classic Leftist Writing 101. It's all here: Reflexive self-loathing. Check. Speak of Americans a being a different breed from yourself. Check. Obligatory reference to the Third Reich. Check.
Awww, Christ, Knuckles just saw that there's two fucking more pages of this aimless Ames. Knuckles need to hit the rack.
Just one request. If any of you are in the New York area, could you call around to the psychiatric hospitals? Ask if someone going by the name Mark Ames is missing. Seriously, he might be a danger to himself.
3 comments:
Hey, you missed the best parts by stopping at page 1 - here's some real goodies:
[quote]This explains the mystery of why Bush still has a chance of winning in November, even though most Americans acknowledge that his presidency is little more than a series of slapstick fuck-ups with apocalyptic consequences. Inspector Clouseau meets the Book of Revelations. [/quote]
Yup - when in doubt, say that your opponent has irreperably screwed the nation.
[quote]George W. Bush and Milosevic have a lot in common. [/quote]
Because, after all, GWB is known for ethnic cleansing, massive numbers of wars of cnquest, and totalitarianism. Oh, and those bits where Milosovec liberates nations? Nope, can't see any difference there...
[quote]Unfortunately, the chances of the international community putting their blue helmets where their mouths are to overthrow Bush, liberating us against our own bad judgment, are nil to negative-nil. [/quote]
Uh, wow. Not only does he think that "the international community" would have the slightest chance at succeeding against the US(let alone when all the regular allies go to the US's side), he thinks that it's a good thing. Amazing how awesomely warlike these bloody pacifists can be, no?
Damn, this seems to hate HTML. It didn't like by blockquote tags, and [quote] seems to fail too. Any idea if us poor commenters get that, or do we just have to go back to retro italicizing?
Hey Alex. About the rest of Ames' screed... Knuckles just starts from the top and makes his way to the bottom. When he saw that there were 2 or 3 frickin' more pages and it was 2 or 3 in the frickin' morning, Knuckles was reminded of the « AIII! My EYES!!! window-collapsing thingie on Misha's site.
Not to make excuses or anything but part of Knuckles' mission is to prepare others to properly defeat the tomfuckery of others. So, well done, ensign.
As far as HTML coding in the comments section goes, that can be easily handled by... Hey, is that pie Knuckles smells? (Sound of quick exit upon hearing a technical question.)
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