Knuckles' Guide to Code Words, Part 1

Nice to see you all back here before the weekend. Please take your seats and discuss your death squad golf plans after class.

Today's phrase is "Take back the [insert noun here]."

This phrase has long been used by authoritarian-envying jag-offs who can barely control their own bladders but want to "take back" control of something that doesn't actually belong to them. Usually what they want control of is working perfectly fine or, in the case of controlling the media, is essentially already in their control.

You see, there's a phase everyone goes through from 19 to 20 years of age when you become an Asshole Who Knows Everything. This is when we tell our parents how they should spend or invest their money. We tell anyone who'll listen What The Future Will Bring, and we think we are unbelievably sexually irresistable. Some grow out of the phase and learn to live productive lives. Others, unfortunately, never move on and are compelled to constantly rag on the rest of society. We call them Demoralizingcrats. (Cocksuckers for short.)

The "Take Back the Whatever" phrase became a favorite during the Reagan (blessed be His name forever) Administration when the humiliated Liberals morphed into the bleeding-sphincter Left: repellant pricks without any ideas, friends, or hope.

Oh, you want examples? Knuckles has your examples right here:

This unwashed pack of fools forbids anyone to hear see or read anything non-Left. All they are saying, is give tyranny a chance.

These Snitizens of the EuroNation want to protect Their People from the evil Amerikanners. (Is it Amerikaner or Amerikanner? Knuckles misplaced his Sgt. Rock comics.)

These maniacs actually expects you to believe that the news media is reluctant to print stories about rape. These activist's brilliant idea? Solicit the grim details from rape victims to forward to the media. Because when rape stories are printed, advocate these mental cases, the victims are disbelieved, discredited, and stigmatized. Wha-? Knuckles has a hunch this site is a front for a pornographer/war crimminal who was convicted in absentia and is living in some Paraguayan rat-hole. But it's just a hunch.

Ahh, the Grandfathers of the "Take Back the Whatever" mob. Er, make that "Grandmother." Oh right, Knuckles forgot. These parasites are fundamentally opposed to childbirth. Then let's say the Aging-Spinsters-and-Bitter-Ex-Wives-of-the-Take-Back-the-Night mob. Check out the logo. Reminds Knuckles of Orwell's quote about tyranny: Boot stamping on the human face...forever. These groups are reprehensible because they knowingly exploit the suffering of victims to achieve a political end. Hey, check it out. You can use that inspiring Foot In The Face logo for only $25. Seems everyone want property rights when it their property that's involved.

But wait, there's more:
Waaaa, nobody's voting for us!
Slackers.
Union leeches who are part of the problem.
Marxists.
Sperm-dribblers forcing economic retardation on yet another society.
Hacks.
Shitty musicians.
Ah, taking back the night wasn't good enough. (Free clue for women who are serious about stopping violence: Aquire and learn to use one of these or these, or this, okay a few more, and you won't have to take back anything ever again...except of course for the expensive gowns you buy, wear to the big charity gala and then return to the store on Monday thus stiffing the minimum wage clerk out of her commission.)

So what have we learned?

The "Take Back The ____" rectal-fondlers are talentless, unpopular, uncreative, humorless imbeciles who can not earn what they want so they must Take It Back. Usually by force or fraud. Or by government action...which commonly uses both force and fraud.

Your assignment: determine the assholery of groups or individuals by asking if they want to take anything back. If they do, firmly command them to Assume The Position: standing at parade rest, hands behind back, patiently wait for knee to make sudden impact with groin.

Because as you can see, the Left is willing to take everything back...except for their self-rightous, discredited bullshit.

Class dismissed.