Before Knuckles politely but firmly closes the study door to finish work for paying clients, he has an assignment for one of his ambitious readers with some free time (and if yer reading this blog, boyo, ya got some free time).
Are you outraged with the seditious agitprop* served up by Michael "Insert-Grotesque-Belly-Covering-The-Swizzle-Dick-Gag-Here" Moore?
The best way to beat agitprop is to outdo it. Ignoring it only gives up the stage to the self-righteous wankers. Outrage is worse...it feeds it. The more you rail against Moore the richer he gets and the better he likes it. So understand agitprop. Love it. Then fuck it right up the lower intestinal tract with an unlubricated camcorder.
Here's what you do. Take a video camera to the closest theater that's screening Fahrenshite 9/11. Video at least 20 people who loved the movie. (Not as easy as you think. Estimate 2 audience members after each screening. Bring a friend. Or two. Hey, this might be a great project for your local chapter of YAF or CR.
Dress like an ignorant high schooler doing a class project. Encourage the Viagra-addicted greybeards and their dopey live-in sex meat to rave about the movie. What the hell, also interview some hacky sackers (once called Pakkie sack after Pakistan where it originates) dreadlocked radical wannabes who want their ex-hippy corporate lawyer daddies to love them. (Lawyer Daddy left the young Lefty's skank mommy for a trophy wife 10 years ago and he's a bit sensitive about it...so Knuckles knows you will respect his feelings and not mention it.) Ask questions that elicit a longer response rather than a simple "yes" or "no." And whatever you do, don't interrupt or make any injections that you can't edit out later.
In fact - and in the true spirit of Moore - the dinkheads don't even have to be coming out of Fahrenshite 9/11. Just get footage of a moonbat's postitive reaction to anything: like finding a roach on the sidewalk. Then video yourself standing in front of the theater marquee asking questions that:
"Does Ashcroft make you hot. I mean hot in a sexual way."
"Is Viagra truly your staff of life?"
and so on with questions about Rumsfield, Wolfowitz, Rice, and what the hell, Ken Starr.
Just as long as the questions are the opposite of what was originally asked. Be creative.
Got it? At least 60 minutes worth? Good. Cut it down to maybe 5-7 minutes. Be ruthless. Edit like you are Stalin purging Leningrad. You will have a video gem of people saying and doing the complete opposite of what really happened: just like a Michael Moore "documentary"! Post it on the 'Net. With a PayPal donation thingie. Knuckles will gratefully accept a "Concept suggested by..." credit. Then take the money and finance your next project.
*Agitprop is a contraction if what Bolsheviks called "Agitation Propaganda." This was propaganda that went beyond political "spin" to being the main way of sowing discontent among an illiterate or willfully ignorant population and advocating a violent revolution. (Eager nods from the left.)
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