But when Knuckles read this (Drudge has the link) he thought, "Yeah. Good move. Smart. Michael Moore is playing it smart." Knuckles will tell why further down. First, the story from the SFGate:
Filmmaker Michael Moore said Friday he wasn't sure he did the right thing by saving footage of U.S. American soldiers' cruelty toward Iraqis for his controversial documentary...I wanted to come out with it sooner, but I thought I'd be accused of just putting this out for publicity for my movie."
Uh yeah...since when is Moore sensitive about being a shameless self promoter? That's his schtick. It's who he is. Even if you take him at his word then he's an admitted accessory to an event that he equates with a war crime. Question to my readers: if you were working on a film about, say, Stalin's Gulag, would you care if the American Chapter of the Communist Party thought ill of you if you released filmed evidence of the camps?
This sorry chapter reminds Knuckles of CNN's Baghdad bureau chief saying all along that he knew Saddam had sons and daughters of political opponents raped in front of them... (Link via Susan Shelley) Fitting that Eason is banging Daniel Pearl's widow who's never been seen without her happy grin.
But back to Moore:
That prevented me from making maybe the right decision.
Very passive language. He was prevented from making the right decision. In Moore's universe, his political enemies are all full conscious of their evil and make their decisions out of free will. Or because of their typical American obsession with the fear of penises or something.
But when Moore makes a mistake, it's "NOT MY FAULT! I was prevented, mommy, I was prevented from not touching myself there, and there, and also here...(transcript goes on and on with the transcriber quiting in disgust after twenty minutes)..."
"The stuff with the detainees in my movie is even more shocking than what we saw in that prison because it happens outdoors and is more commonplace,'' Moore said.
Shocking that shit went on outdoors. Just like in flyover country. They do a lot of shocking things outdoors: like sports, hunting, NAAAACAR, outdoor concerts, oxygen, ewwww, the list goes on. Not like New Joke City where only the doorman is outside, poor bastard.
"It (FuckAmerica 9/11) will be in 700 theaters," Moore said. "It's the largest opening I've had, four times the number of screens that 'Columbine,' was on." Moore won the Oscar for best documentary for his 2002 "Bowling for Columbine."
"Other than that, Hershel, how were the camps?"
Moore said he has received more than 1,500 letters from American soldiers expressing opposition to the war and said he is considering compiling the letters into a book.
Hopefully, Private Theodore Kaczynski included a letter too.
See, Moore is playing the odds. This move was done about 10 years ago by an extremely clever prick in Canada, Warren Kinsella.
Knuckles exposes Kinsella's assfuckery here. Read it.
Kinsella's delayed releasing prisoner abuse to help topple the Conservative government. (Of course it would have also helped if the goddam limp dick Conservatives were FUCKING CONSERVATIVE.) Kinsella? He went on to a lucrative career as an aide to the Liberal Party Prime Minister.
It worked then. So it could work now. Moore might be a short-sighted traitorous sack-of-shit* who is extremely envious of anyone displaying human traits, but he is not stupid. And it's important to remember that his influence now has been gained strictly through the marketplace. No one is forcing Moore on us.
But who know how Kerry would reward him if the Dem win the White House? Becasue if Kerry doesn't, Moore turns on him. Just think what Moore will be able to do with friends in really high places and a deserved reputation as one of the key assassins of the Bush administration. Just think how the Clintons rewarded the repellant Sidney Blumenthal.
Discuss on your own.
*Knuckles recognizes that not all shit is traitorous and offers a blanket apology and immediate amnesty to any non-traitorous shit. In fact, shit is widely known as the "Fertilizer of Peace."
If you must read Moore's book, read it at the bookstore. Then hawk a loogie in it and drop it. The bookstore doesn't lose money, they just return it to the publisher. And if you must see his movie, buy a ticket for another movie and just walk into the theatre where his movie is showing.
Oh, this worked really well last Sunday after church. If Moore's name comes up in conversation, just laugh every time someone tries to regurgitate one of his lies. Ask, "You actually swallowed that?" If she says "yes," loosen you belt and say, "then you might be able to swallow this..."
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