Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Atrocity Boy Just Isn't Up To It

As a career purveyor of bullshit himself, Johnny Knuckles understands that marketing copy and press releases are often written to mask and shield the truth. But the same methods used to hide the truth can also be used to reveal it.

John Effing Kerry's website has his views on homeland security and the war on terrorism. At first glance, it is bland, dull, and spreads cheap sentiments like a crack whore spreads her pins. But that's where the evasions end and the hard reality of Knuckles comes crashing in...

Since September 11, this nation's spirit has been weighted down, our hearts literally heavy and aching with the pain...

Really? Weighed down? Heavy and aching? Still? That's the language of someone who's too beaten to rise to the challenge. It's the language of surrender. Does anyone really think Kerry feels this way or is he just saying what he thinks we want to hear? And please don't excuse this as happy crap from a politician. This guy wants to be the one who leads the battle of Western Civilization against the Jihadist filth. This is Kerry's manifesto, his call to action, not a position paper on some arcane government business.
...of what we witnessed, what we know so many families are experiencing, and also with a sense of outrage at the loss of every innocent citizen and every single person who went to work expecting a normal day, every police officer who put themselves into harm's way, every fireman who tried to save a life and lost their own, the loss of emergency personnel.

He desperately tries to focus this entire struggle to the deaths in NYC. Besides not identifying the attack on the Pentagon nor the heroic actions of the passengers of Flight 93, he doesn't connect the attacks of 9/11 with a broader attack on America, Americans and Western Civilization. Atrocity Boy's limited focus turns what was a monsterous event into a courtroom victim's impact statement.
These losses are felt by all of us in a very special, personal, and searing way.

very special, personal? That's the the language of a guest handholder on Oprah's bitchfest, not a wartime leader. And the only searing pain Fuckface ever felt was during urination after banging the VC whores in Viet Nam. You know Kerry was in Viet Nam, didn't you? Well, he was.
We cannot undo the grave events that took place on September 11...

Ahhh, there it is. The money quote. The key 'graph. This is where Fuckface sets us up for not dealing justly with the Jihadists. Of course it's not possible to undo any fucking event. That's just Reality 101. No one could undo the Holocaust either, but that didn't stop the Allies from bombing the Nazi swine. Truman couldn't undo Pearl Harbor but that wasn't an argument for not beating the Jap Imperialists into the mud. Leftists just don't understand that their professed respect for "balance" is just their evasion for wanting to get ass-mauled by the tyrant du jour. But that's to be expected. What's sad is that so many conservative leaders still take these disloyal pricks seriously. The best answer to that defeatist whine that begins with "We can't undo..." is a swift kick in the nuts.
...or bring back the loved ones that so many families lost...

Kerry's telling you not to expect retribution or justice. Because, he pontificates, once you're dead, you're dead. Doesn't anyone outside Boston know that? So what's the point of hunting down the people who plan and finance these attacks?
...or quickly restore the sense of security that Americans took for granted.

Cripes, don't expect anything. Vote for Kerry! He'll Hope For The Best! That's show those bad ol' Jihadists.
But with resolve and determination we can take actions to root out those who perpetrated these dastardly and heretofore unimaginable events.

Hey, he's right! Except it's President George W. Bush who is taking "actions to root out those who perpetrated these dastardly and heretofore unimaginable events." So thanks for your vote of confidence, Senator.
There should be no question in the minds of those who are responsible for these attacks,

Fuckface is of course refering to Haliburton...Carlyle Group...Enron...
...or in the minds of those who have aided and abetted them,

...Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft...
...that the United States will take all necessary and appropriate steps to respond and to prevent them from undertaking additional attacks against our country.

Except, of course, taking all necessary and appropriate steps to respond and to prevent them from undertaking additional attacks against our country.
In keeping with our very values that were under attack on September 11,

Kerry's very values of high taxes, punishing creativity, rewarding parasites, and marrying ROBs (Rich Old Broads).
...we must respond rationally and judiciously, not out of anger and sadness.

Because brave men will always march into hell when their orders come from Intellectually Superior Dipshits™.
We must provide the best security possible,

All right! Now yer talking. Start rounding up the illegals and Jihadist flight school students...
...the fullest level of security we are capable of imagining - a goal that is well within the reach of this country and well within our capacity to afford it.

Excellent! Warm up the C-141 Starlifters. We've got a shit-load of Jihad-hugging ululating girl-slashers who have all earned a one-way ticket back to the Sandbox. Followed 30 minutes later by C-130 MOAB Delivery Systems. Thank-you, Mr. President!
But we must not realize security at the expense our liberties:

(sigh) Belay that last order, ensign.
Our challenge is to balance this nation's security with our freedoms, our rights, and our liberties.

More accruately, Fuckface's challenge is to compromise this nation's security for the sake of Islamic freedom, Islamic rights, and Islamic liberties. Like most Leftists, Kerry is willfully blind to the fact that "Islamic freedom," "Islamic rights," and "Islamic liberty" are all absolute contradictions and can not exist in reality. Ever.


UPDATE: Last week, Knuckles suggested that Atrocity Boy could conceivably prosecute this war effectively because he wouldn't have to fight a disloyal opposition or a fuckfunnel press. Tonight, Michael Savage suggested the same idea. So Knuckles naturally reconsidered it. Specifically, a Pres. Kerry would be criticized by the because of his past as an admitted war criminal. But then, his role as a war criminal might put him into the enviable position of saying, "What I did in Iraq was no war crime. I know, because I was a war criminal in Viet Nam. And this is no war crime."


UPDATE: Atrocity Boy has more shite on his campaign site. His specific tactics for fighting the Jihadist Sperm Garglers are hilarious...but only if he's not elected.

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